No They Will Not ALL Be Political

John "Maverick" McCain

I feel I should say something about John McCain, and if you are reading this then you feel that you should read something about John McCain. From the moment I discovered this man’s name I hated him. I didn’t hate him because of what he believed in or because he did something wrong. No, I simply viewed him as an obstacle and I fucking hate obstacles. However now I am forced to view John McCain in a different light because the race is over and the obstacle has turned back into a man. As a man John McCain is to be respected. In America there will always be a Republican candidate. That’s what makes this America; we need to have the option of choice. Now I may never agree with any of John McCain’s views but he does; and he was brave enough to put himself in front of all of America and try to help us out the way he thought he could. Then after he failed he could have blamed his voters but he did not. He graciously accepted that he lost and stepped down and it was beautiful. That is why as a human I respect John McCain and as a gentleman I salute him.

*SALUTE*

On a related note: If I see Sarah Palin on the sidewalk I will knock her out, shove my hand up her vagina, rip out the ovaries, and mail them to Russia.

Cause I'm a Maverick