Why Is My Watch Broken?

Einstein says that time is relevant; I respectfully disagree, time is irrelevant.

Time is used to make slaves of people. Instead of living life by events they live by time. People don’t say “I was at a picnic and then I watched TV” then say “I was at a picnic for 40 minutes and then I watched 2 hours of TV.” I say you are wrong! You were near a picnic and you may have partaken in some of the picnic activities, but you weren’t there, you were in each minute of your watch. Waiting, but what were you waiting for? You were waiting to be in the next minute. Your life isn’t living minute by minute it is living in a minute and then another. You aren’t even free when you are asleep because you have bells and whistles to wake you up to make sure you don’t miss being stuck in every minute.

My watch is broken because I am the one that broke it.

I once saw a line that went on forever in each direction. Any dot on the line would technically be in the same spot because no matter where it was there would be a value of infinity on one side and the value of infinite on the other. That is what time is to me. I am not traveling through time at a rate of one minute per one minute I am already in all time. I am experiencing every moment of my past, future, and present simultaneously. Everything I have done and will ever do is happening right now. All time is now. So I look at you with your watches and your fixation on being somewhere else and then I look at myself and see that where you want to be; I already am. My watch is broken but I know the times . . . and so can you.

No They Will Not ALL Be Political

John "Maverick" McCain

I feel I should say something about John McCain, and if you are reading this then you feel that you should read something about John McCain. From the moment I discovered this man’s name I hated him. I didn’t hate him because of what he believed in or because he did something wrong. No, I simply viewed him as an obstacle and I fucking hate obstacles. However now I am forced to view John McCain in a different light because the race is over and the obstacle has turned back into a man. As a man John McCain is to be respected. In America there will always be a Republican candidate. That’s what makes this America; we need to have the option of choice. Now I may never agree with any of John McCain’s views but he does; and he was brave enough to put himself in front of all of America and try to help us out the way he thought he could. Then after he failed he could have blamed his voters but he did not. He graciously accepted that he lost and stepped down and it was beautiful. That is why as a human I respect John McCain and as a gentleman I salute him.

*SALUTE*

On a related note: If I see Sarah Palin on the sidewalk I will knock her out, shove my hand up her vagina, rip out the ovaries, and mail them to Russia.

Cause I'm a Maverick